bewbin:

Öh no

spacelesbians:

queervashti:

shinymegacrobat:

gif87a-com:

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

HE SITS

thynetruly:

imoverallofit:

He cookin

is that…a cat dryer..

(Source: catchymemes)

gaycism:

Me EVERY TIME I take a shot

yuuri-katsuki-on-ice:

ladyflowdi:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

blackphoenix1977:

pleatedjeans:

Three cheers for these guys [x]

This is how to be a good ally.

Using their Bro-ness for good, not evil

So a tiny story: on Black Friday a few weeks ago I went to Gamestop to buy my brother a game for Christmas, and I noticed this older man was watching me like a hawk. He was loitering around the front of the store without really buying anything, and every time I glanced at him out of the corner of my eye he was looking at me. I went to look at the PS4 games, and he was looking at something right behind me. I checked out the Nintendo games, and he was looking at them too. I was the only woman in the store, by the way.

By the time I got in line to pay he was loitering at the front of the store again, and I just had that feeling that he was going to try and take the game I just bought, or steal my purse, as soon as I left the store. OR, he was going to try and follow me home. And I know I don’t have to explain that terror to any woman reading this, but all I could think was that I’m in this Gamestop alone with at least twenty other men and something is about to happen. I’m beginning to freak out, to the point where I’ve just pulled my pepper spray out of my purse and into the pocket of my coat. 

So there I am, next in line to pay, and there is this GIGANTIC dudebro right behind me, and I say gigantic as a 6 foot tall woman. He says, “Ma’am? Don’t be offended, but would it be alright if I walked you to your car?” and I was like “Are you serious?” and he was like “There are some weird guys in here right now. Have you noticed that guy watching you?” and then I showed the dudebro the pepper spray in my pocket and he was like “Right on. Would you still let me walk you to your car?” and I said yes.

So I paid, and waited while HE paid, and he walked me to my car. And just as I was getting in, the weird guy who’d been loitering came out of the store, saw me and my dudebro, and turned around and walked away in the opposite direction. 

In short: men who recognize that women are unsafe in dark alleys, college campuses, grocery stores, gas stations and retail stores and do something about it are the kind of quality men that this world needs more of.

Please for the love of god yes.

dankmemeuniversity:

the44thpilot:

Mom: keep your pads hidden under something so your cousins don’t see them

Me: No, Mother. The Men Will Know That I Bleed.

harpstringhum:

#mood

goldfyshie927:

the-armed-utahn:

gayasinnotqueer:

bloodytales:

(Her holding him as she called the cops)

Ladies lift some weights

the fact she’s wearing a UFC shirt made me chuckle.

bambamwolf87:

shawtyshit:

Someone: “What’s your life goal?”

My brain: “To be crushed by Sebastian Stan’s thighs”

Me: “Umm, you know, just to be happy:)”

Originally posted by bluesteelstan

@arlaina28 @impossibleg1rl @nekoamamori @redfoxwritesstuff @ask-sigyns-blog @lokis-lady-death @nerdy-bookworm-1998

wickednerdery:

thehumming6ird:

‘It was based on all these stories that people have written down for 2000 years. I was just going off what other people said about you…’

In which Tom Hiddleston is so confident of his breakfast making skills that he hopes to use them to pacify a mischievous Norse God 

Originally posted by luxury-loki

onastyamiga:

5 years ago today
January 14th, 2014. Detectives Peralta and Santiago conducted surveillance from a rooftop at 397 Barton Street. This is where we came the night I won our bet and you fell in love with me. Jake. The night that you flirted with me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.

jpnostalgia:

weirdunicorn:

One of my new favorite things is finding images from the Jurassic Park franchise that show the dinosaurs being treated like actual actors. So here are a few of my faves, enjoy^^

Claire being directed by Steven Spielberg

Rexy apparently being calmed or coached by Stan Winston

The Spinosaurus getting a stern look from Mr. Winston. Looks like she’s complaining about the work schedule to me XD

Joe Johnston having a bit of a meeting with cast and crew^^

Touching up a Raptors makeup, lol.

Vincent D'Onofrio schmoozing with Delta between scenes XD

And one of my all time favorites, the hapless goat that Rexy gobbles up being given last minute acting tips XD

This is my favorite post in tumblr from now on

daredyke:

Daredevil (2015~)

whetstonefires:

domscott02:

blackmodel:

barbiegal:

localstarboy:

She bought 48 hot pickles.
Fourty. Eight. hot pickles.

TAURUS

i only act like this when im alone and she has the bravery to record it wow

i love her sm

“they don’t even know I’m not a gas station” lmao